Ugly websites from France

A list of some of the worst websites from France sorted by the most ugly. Some examples of bad web design from France that are responsible for some of the ugliest websites ever from that country.

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1 Elévage de Yorkshire

5.8
A bit too lovely to be healthy

A site from a French Yorkshire kennel. The intro page (in Flash) of the cute little dogs is almost too cute to be true. In fact, it's so cute that it almost becomes ugly at the same time. Not a very good idea to put the 'Enter' button for this page below the fold, but ok. The page after the intro page really is too cute to be bearable. You have the oh so cute dogs again, but on top of that you get some equally adorable flowers. Roses, of course, and a psychedelic background of the most beautiful colors imaginable.

After that page after page with custom psychedelic background motive, and, if you're lucky as a visitor, the finest background melodies one can imagine. A real feast for the eyes and ears. There is one thing you can say about the woman that made this site: she does love her Yorkshire dogs. And she loves paint effects in Photoshop. And she loves heavenly music (with some guitar added). And she thinks dogs is like people. And this above all else: she's a sucker for kitsch. All kinds of wondrous pages await a visitor of this website.

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This site is feauterd in:   ugly flash   ugly pet sites  

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2 Signification des Prénoms

5.6

A website that explains the meaning of first names.

A piece of art this website and made by someone that likes beautiful colors. Each page opens  its own window and I wouldn't be surprised if each page was made separately in HTML. An enormous job that can only be made with love (and with enough ads, of course to earn a buck as well). If people actually use this site to search for the meaning of first names I am not so sure.

The creator of this site has some other sites with the same layout and setup: http://www.aucoeurdelaplanete.com (about the planet), http://www.oiseaux-europe.com (birds in Europe), http://www.aucoeurdelastrologie.com (in the heart of astrology). Because of this mass effort to create ugly sites an extra point for a total of five point six.

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This site is feauterd in:   bad web design   innocently ugly  

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3 Dr. Saulat

5.5
How Dr. Saulat Spells will help you ?
Dr. Saulat

Dr. Saulat is offering all kinds of services. Magic gems, powerful spells (love, health, ... Anything you want). And of course testimonials from happy customers. You want something, Dr. Saulat can help you get it.

Watch out: http://www.saulat.com/index1.htm hurts the eyes a bit. The screenshots don't do the site justice. You have to watch 'live' to enjoy this one.
It really took me a while to figure it out, but to get to the shop via the English welcome page you have to click the rotating thingy bits! I also liked the testimonials. Nice testimonial, number eight: Hi, Dr. Saulat, the talismen is working great. My physical appearence is becoming more beautiful and an aura of sexuality radiates from me. Or nine: ... Now as I write this letter to you I have been driving the car and I own two cars now. I believe I will manage to pay off the car on which I pay $180.00 every two weeks. This was a trial to test the power of my wonder ring and is working marvelously.

Always with the selling of the healing stones. This kind of flashy stars, rotating things and bright yellow, green, blue and red text on a black background is quite popular. If you want to buy something from this kind of site you really have to make an effort. It's not easy to navigate the site and you do tend to get a headache, but the rewards are priceless and full of magic. Some nice animated GIFs to be found on this site.

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homepage
world of stones
welcome
Indian gift shop

This site is feauterd in:   ugly mysticism  

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4 Academy of the 13 Essenian arts of Healing

2.5
Coincidence does not exist
babies

What is this 'Academy of the 13 Essenian arts of Healing' about? The Essenian teachings are meant as educations to become Spiritual Healers (Doctors) for after 2022 when we have been completely transferred to the 5th Dimension. And: " When the two complementary souls Henk Mulder and Lisa Lux were reunited in this life, it became clear that this reunion was to complete a big task. Henk is Clairvoyant on a high level and when in Trance speaks with Mother/Father God, Jesus, Mary Magdalene and Master Mikao Usui. ..." Etc. etc. So, a website with a noble cause.

Not a very ugly site, though I certainly wouldn't call it beautiful. The stones in the background are awful, but I wasn't sure I should include the site here. What sealed the deal for me was the page with the header with the cuddly babies. So, a modest score of 2.5 points for me.  I personally can't stand this kind of website. You could find it just funny, but the truth is that people who visit this kind of site are simple and that people who create this kind of site are obnoxious. For example: " Due to Lisa’s high energy she is the only one who can perform Essenian Herb Healings that concern psychiatric disorders such as Schizofrenia and Paranoia. Also suitable for other diseases for which conventional medicine offers no outcome. Minimum costs are €75,-, maximum costs are €115,-. Usually multiple healings are necessary." An ugly site on multiple levels.

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barren people
coincidence
healings
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