Ugly websites from the Netherlands

A list of some of the worst websites from the Netherlands sorted by the most ugly. Some examples of bad web design from the Netherlands that are responsible for some of the ugliest websites ever from that country.

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1 Merkaba Light

8.0
activate your light vehicle
Johanna Kleipool

Website by Johanna Kleipool. "During that same workshop the profound wish arose from my heart to share this knowledge with anybody interested, in the form of giving workshops." How one workshop leads to another. Also: a revelation of Johanna about a means of earning some money for herself. 

I love this site, I really do. It's wonderful kitsch, beautifully designed and impossibly ugly at the same time. I wonder if this is some kind of template that is used by other sites on the internet. It's a Joomla site so it could be. But even then I doubt any other site could have the same matching photos as this one with the dominating portrait of lovely Johanna. One wonders what kind of person would make a site like this for him- or herself. A gem of a site and one for the books. Thanks Johanna (vomit). Really thanks again (vomit).

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Merkaba light
About

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2 Taxi Poll

5.0
It's possible that you're not sattisfied with our service
Taxipoll

A website for Taxi Poll taxi service. An oldie. Some neon colors in there, flashy animated GIFs. The use of iframes and a nice clock on the home page. I love this site. Some nice animation and a bit odd with the organ donor page on a site for a taxi service. Not very ugly, but a bit strange to say the least. Four points for me.

If you want to have a recorded audio message on your site with your phone number, ok, why not. Does that recording need the sound of birds in the background? I think not. The organ donor page on a site like this becomes something disturbing to me. Amidst the flashing animated GIFs  and promo for a taxi you get an image saying: "Don't take your organs to heaven, heaven knows we need them here." I'm thinking crazy taxi drivers and nasty car crashes right away. Maybe Poll is a dangerous madman who lures innocent people in his taxis to kill them and harvest their organs. You never know. Extra point for that.

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homepage
organ donation
globe

This site is feauterd in:   innocently ugly   ugly sound effects  

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3 God is good !

4.5
Why this website?
God is good!

As it says on 'Why this website?'. I have created this website because I had this opportunity and would like to give GOD all the glory that is His. Internet can be both a blessing and a curse. I would like to use this medium in a positive way to be a blessing. In this website you'll find a lotof information about what God is doing, especially in Tel Aviv (Israel), as He called me to this city since 2011. ... I am grateful for the new eternal life that God has given me and in everything I do, I want to glorify Him. ... But ... I am aware that through this website, only a fraction of what God is doing is communicated.

Not much to say about this one. I always like enthusiasm, for me that is a good thing. Nothing worse than a boring website. Ok, it's not a beauty this one. Maybe a little bit ugly, yeah. I give this site four points for trying to be ugly. Ok, the fetus. Four and a half points, and that's final. The animated GIF of the pigeon is used a lot on this kind of website. If you keep looking at it, it's a bit hypnotic. Slow motion and with a woosh. It's also not so very good so.

I don't know why this website? If God is really good for all people on the internet He might, in His good nature, decide to burn down the web server that hosts this fine website but He doesn't. That must mean something. Maybe He likes the hideous logo with the beautiful mountain and the exclamation point. Maybe He likes happy happy joyous colors and a picture of a fetus on a homepage, I don't know. It could be He adores animated GIFs of flying pigeons and rotating fishes. It could be He does but I don't.

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This site is feauterd in:   bad web design   ugly christians  

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4 Hou van jezelf

4.5
the way to cosmic citizenship
rose

Houvanjezelf.nl (love yourself) is the personal website of Dorrit Lanfers, visionary and Lightcarrier. Through cosmic guidance and spiritual servitude Dorrit follows untrodden paths. Her divine nature was opened by her cosmic Friends. And of course, Dorris offers workshops and trainings for all interested.

An ugly site and a good example of bad webdesign Love Yourself dot nl but a website with an enthusiastic and smiling host, the beautiful Dorrit. Dorrit seems to love roses because a rose is used in the header and a blurred one in the background, all on a lovely purplish background. Me no like. I'm guessing Dorrit herself had a hand in the design of her website, which is a good thing I guess, it is her website after all. And I do love the confident portraits of Dorrit herself, which are used here and there. Five points for me and a kiss for Dorrit, who can activate whole Stargates all by herself. Or so she claims.

This kind of enlightened people really is a pest on the internet, and often a source of really ugly websites. This one isn't that ugly, although the smeared out grayish roses in the background are a bit difficult to look at. The thing I still don't get is why our cosmic friends seem to prefer people with half a brain to enlighten. They are quite consistent as well.

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Love Yourself homepage
About me
Stargate
Therapy

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5 Chipmunk International

4.2
here some pictures of ... well a squirrel, not a chipmunk
Chipmunk

Chipmunk International does repairs of Macintosh computers and data recovery. The latest news item on this site dates back to 2004, which could be about right when guessing the age of the site, though it probably dates back to 2000. Still, that's not an excuse. Dreams of the past, that is what this site screams to me. I wonder if they are still in business, and if not, why haven't they deleted this site. The dream of having a real company. Still, an ugly site with terrible navigation and the squirrel (or was it a chipmunk?) page is really something you shouldn't leave on there. A bit over four points, and maybe that's being nice.

Really nice explanation of the 'photos of chipmunks page': "Here some nice photos of... Well, not chipmunks, but squirrels. At the time we took these photos, winter, the chipmunk was hibernating. Still, we thought it was a nice idea to put these pictures on the internet. If you click on a picture you get the whole picture which you can print." Haha (well, it's a bit funny, no?). If they are still in business, why not update this site. It's beyond me.

On the face of it it has a 'corporate' look, as suggested by the name, but we wouldn't be surprised if this was a one man operation. Still, it's included in the category 'corporate websites', just for trying. Another site by Chipmunk International which could be it's own entry on ugliestsitesitesintheworld.com is www.30bars.com : " We are specialized in making barcodes in the form of .eps (postscript) files." And another one is: www.tomtit.info: funny physics by Tom Tit (yes, "tit"!).

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Chipmunk International
Chipmunk Foto's
Tom Tit: Vermakelijke Natuurkunde
Chipmunk - Special offers april 2015
30bars

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6 Rana the Internet Shaman & Klikky the Lynx

4.0
solve all your internet problems
rana & klikky

Rana the Internet Shaman & Klikky the Lynx promise to be our guides to the internet. Not a best practice example. It wasn't even good back in the day.

Back to the innocent days of the internet. Those days are still kept alive here and there and they do add some old fashioned ugliness to the world wide web. To include this kind of website or not, that is the question. Well, a website that promises to be our guide on the internet deserves to be included, I say. Rana the internet shaman?

Really ugly for a site that has information about HTML, PHP, ... It even has information on Actionscript 3.0. Really bizarre. But I like underdogs and people that try things so 4 points for me.

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home
beginning of the internet
downloading the internet
the artist

This site is feauterd in:   bad web design   innocently ugly  

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7 MadamKs Website

3.8
I combine logic & science with paranormal capabilities
MadamKs

MadamK is another one of those guru kind of website. She can explain your dreams, mantras and drawings. Healing in all kinds of forms. That's nice of her, but she still has an awful website and a good example of bad webdesign.

Usability is not a strong point for this site. Some of the text is really impossible to read. Heal this site MadamK, it needs your help. Plus 2 points for complete disregard of readability on some pages. Some nice custom made animated GIFs. Made by a friend I think. That's nice, having your friends help you in your endeavors.

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MadamK - home top
MadamK - home bottom
MadamK - What is an oracle?
MadamK - Kartomantie
MadamK - Who is MadamK?
MadamK - Buddhist symbols

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8 Kennel van de Brookègge

3.5
would you like another popup?

Website for dog kennel van de Brookègge in Holland. This site loves javascript popups. The first one is really helpful: "By clicking these buttons you can reach the other pages of our website." Well, that's nice; showing us directions. Right after the first popup you get some others. Really annoying. Four points for annoying your visitors, kennel van de Brookègge.

I don't understand this one. It's full of popups and adverts that are to big. It's like they don't want any visitors. You really shouldn't place ads on your own business page. Not even if you are going broke.

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welcome popup

This site is feauterd in:   ugly pet sites  

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9 MacDaniel Trading & Services

3.5
MacDaniel Trading & Services

MacDaniel Trading & Services is ... Well I'm not sure really. The name suggests some kind of reputable company, but it's probably a one man operation. If you click on some of the links you get some really terrible ads so I am guessing MacDaniel Trading & Services is dead as a dodo and that the site is kept online for the small revenue it generates. On this page they claim to have had more than 200,000 visitors up to 2010 which would explain why the site is still online.

An ugly site with a terrible navigation. I like the name of this one. Nice and ambitious. The page with the history of 's Gravenzande is a beauty. A bit difficult to read that one. Hmm, an even three and a half points from me.

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MacDaniel Trading & Services - Homepage
MacDaniel Trading & Services - History 's Gravenzande

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10 Spiritual Wisdom

3.3
I do get some beautiful compliments about my website
Wie ik ben

I have lived in Australia for 15 years, therefore my interest in the English language. I do get some beautiful compliments about my website and I am very proud of that. They say, you must have a high IQ, but this is not true; I have a high SQ Spiritual wisdom. I know that I receive help from my own Higher SELF Andrea and I did get elp from above. Therefore I am very humble to be able to receive all these beautiful spiritual informations.

I wasn't sure I wanted to include this one. Personal sites, well, are personal. And you cannot argue about personal taste. But this site promises spiritual wisdom, and if a site offers any kind of spiritual wisdom, guidance, or whatever, they can get included. That is our policy. And this site is ugly. You have to check out the music on the homepage as well. Three and a half points for me.

And yes, there are quite some compliments about the site in the forum. People are always friendly in a forum that allows you to link to your own website. It's only common sense.

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who am I
music
knowledge about 2012

This site is feauterd in:   innocently ugly  

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