Ugly websites labeled 'ugly mysticism'

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1 Merkaba Light

8.0
activate your light vehicle
Johanna Kleipool

Website by Johanna Kleipool. "During that same workshop the profound wish arose from my heart to share this knowledge with anybody interested, in the form of giving workshops." How one workshop leads to another. Also: a revelation of Johanna about a means of earning some money for herself. 

I love this site, I really do. It's wonderful kitsch, beautifully designed and impossibly ugly at the same time. I wonder if this is some kind of template that is used by other sites on the internet. It's a Joomla site so it could be. But even then I doubt any other site could have the same matching photos as this one with the dominating portrait of lovely Johanna. One wonders what kind of person would make a site like this for him- or herself. A gem of a site and one for the books. Thanks Johanna (vomit). Really thanks again (vomit).

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2 Great Dreams

7.3
Please refresh your page to get the latest issue
Bad web pages - Great Dreams

Wow, tons of articles on this website and all of them examples of very bad web design indeed. A man with a plan and much time on his hands. Every page on this site has its own color scheme and background image. And some endless scrolling going on on the homepage. Some nice and helpful text at the top: "Please refresh your page to get the latest issue". I am not going to get into the content that is featured on this site. It's a bit too much to cover. Dreams and visions and wisdom on every page and in every article. The topic of interest changes over time. Crop circles seem to be the latest craze for the owner of this site. But he has got something to say about just about everything.

Check this site out if you've got some time on your hands and nothing to do. An insight into the mind of an exceptional human being with no clue about the principles of webdesign.

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This site is feauterd in:   an ugly mystery   ugly mysticism  

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3 Zion Genesis - The zebra industries revelation display site

7.1
Reach The Entire Earth With A More Perfect Future
Ugliest sites in the world - Zion Corp

This site was submitted by a visitor. His or her commentary: "Awful christian mess. The site uses weird transitions and everything's in some sort of frame???thing???  They're the people behind constellation 7 and a whole bunch of other ugly websites too -- It took me a few days digging through the site itself and it seems to be some sort of "industries" thing trying to make new products while also being super christian and stuff. You gotta see it to believe it.
Note: the loading thing takes really long but if you click the bar on top you can get to the awfulness quicker. Beware of loud audio."

Yes, the people behind this site created a whole bunch of websites: Constellation 7, psilink.net, ... Why? Not clear. I'm not even sure they can give a clear answer themselves. They talk about god, but also about board games and a whole bunch of other stuff. But there seems to be quite some money behind this. On this website Zebra Industries claims to have their headquarters in Hong Kong.

There is quite some technical skill involved in creating these websites as well. The loading time for the sites is terrible, but the animations used are quite exceptional and original. The sites are not static, they change over time and appear to be becoming less complex. As to the meaning of all of this? Personally, we've given up trying to understand this mess.

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This site is feauterd in:   an ugly mystery   ugly christians   ugly mysticism  

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4 Ashtar Sheran

6.0
heavenly angels are warning against chipping and enslaving of people

The ideas of Czech (?) Ashtar Sheran can be seen on many a website. Lots and lots of websites in different languages, but all with the same ideas. The most important one being: don't let anybody chip you. A noble cause.

Maybe someone fell on his head while he was still very young, I don't know. There must be 50 websites or more with this junk and no visible attempt at selling anything. You do have three different bank accounts for donations which is quite professional. Maybe it's just a guy who discovered a way to earn a living, I don't know. But the production behind this, really. This is bigger than the Star Wars franchise. It's a a titanic effort to keep so many websites online in different languages. Obsessed much? I wonder if it's a group effort or just one guy. If the guru himself is doing all that work I say wow. If not I feel sorry for whoever is doing all that hard work. A disciple (that also fell on his head in his youth or at a later age). And so many beautiful images that have to be created for each site. A life's work for sure.

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5 Dr. Saulat

5.5
How Dr. Saulat Spells will help you ?
From France
Dr. Saulat

Dr. Saulat is offering all kinds of services. Magic gems, powerful spells (love, health, ... Anything you want). And of course testimonials from happy customers. You want something, Dr. Saulat can help you get it.

Watch out: http://www.saulat.com/index1.htm hurts the eyes a bit. The screenshots don't do the site justice. You have to watch 'live' to enjoy this one.
It really took me a while to figure it out, but to get to the shop via the English welcome page you have to click the rotating thingy bits! I also liked the testimonials. Nice testimonial, number eight: Hi, Dr. Saulat, the talismen is working great. My physical appearence is becoming more beautiful and an aura of sexuality radiates from me. Or nine: ... Now as I write this letter to you I have been driving the car and I own two cars now. I believe I will manage to pay off the car on which I pay $180.00 every two weeks. This was a trial to test the power of my wonder ring and is working marvelously.

Always with the selling of the healing stones. This kind of flashy stars, rotating things and bright yellow, green, blue and red text on a black background is quite popular. If you want to buy something from this kind of site you really have to make an effort. It's not easy to navigate the site and you do tend to get a headache, but the rewards are priceless and full of magic. Some nice animated GIFs to be found on this site.

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homepage
world of stones
welcome
Indian gift shop

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6 Jami Lin's Passions

4.6
60 yrs young, do what I do!
Worst website ever Jamie Lin

Jami Lin offers all kinds of Feng Shui services. For a price, of course. Interior design secrets, astrology, financial advice, reverse aging, Chakra and Color Alchemy, ... You name it. And an ugly website for each service. Jamie Lin is quite the entrepreneur.

Color Alchemy? Judging by her websites her feeling for colors isn't that well developed. A combination of ugly browns with saturated colors. Not all that attractive. All Jami Lin's websites appear to be ten years old or so and all are ugly as hell. And to me, with an ugly purpose.

Check out some of Jamie Lin's other ugly websites, ugly flash banners included: www.sharingtransformations.comyouthduo.com (extremely ugly, this deserves its own listing), www.coloralchemy.com, ...

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7 Hou van jezelf

4.5
the way to cosmic citizenship
rose

Houvanjezelf.nl (love yourself) is the personal website of Dorrit Lanfers, visionary and Lightcarrier. Through cosmic guidance and spiritual servitude Dorrit follows untrodden paths. Her divine nature was opened by her cosmic Friends. And of course, Dorris offers workshops and trainings for all interested.

An ugly site and a good example of bad webdesign Love Yourself dot nl but a website with an enthusiastic and smiling host, the beautiful Dorrit. Dorrit seems to love roses because a rose is used in the header and a blurred one in the background, all on a lovely purplish background. Me no like. I'm guessing Dorrit herself had a hand in the design of her website, which is a good thing I guess, it is her website after all. And I do love the confident portraits of Dorrit herself, which are used here and there. Five points for me and a kiss for Dorrit, who can activate whole Stargates all by herself. Or so she claims.

This kind of enlightened people really is a pest on the internet, and often a source of really ugly websites. This one isn't that ugly, although the smeared out grayish roses in the background are a bit difficult to look at. The thing I still don't get is why our cosmic friends seem to prefer people with half a brain to enlighten. They are quite consistent as well.

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Love Yourself homepage
About me
Stargate
Therapy

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8 Historian of the Future

3.9
What appears to be the future for many, is already the past for some
ugly websites  -historian of the future

Again, one of those 'we like saturated colors on a black background and animated GIFs' kind of a website. And again an ugly website with exceptional knowledge to offer and some enlightened man or woman with too much time on their hands.

The guy that made this site is really fond of difficult words: 'Proportional with an acceleration of temporal compression is an acceleration of functional complexity, operational elements of what I refer to as the "convergence syndrome".' Good luck to anyone trying to understand the rubbish on this website.

Some nice pixelated pictures of the guru are included.

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9 MadamKs Website

3.8
I combine logic & science with paranormal capabilities
MadamKs

MadamK is another one of those guru kind of website. She can explain your dreams, mantras and drawings. Healing in all kinds of forms. That's nice of her, but she still has an awful website and a good example of bad webdesign.

Usability is not a strong point for this site. Some of the text is really impossible to read. Heal this site MadamK, it needs your help. Plus 2 points for complete disregard of readability on some pages. Some nice custom made animated GIFs. Made by a friend I think. That's nice, having your friends help you in your endeavors.

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MadamK - home top
MadamK - home bottom
MadamK - What is an oracle?
MadamK - Kartomantie
MadamK - Who is MadamK?
MadamK - Buddhist symbols

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10 Academy of the 13 Essenian arts of Healing

2.5
Coincidence does not exist
From France
babies

What is this 'Academy of the 13 Essenian arts of Healing' about? The Essenian teachings are meant as educations to become Spiritual Healers (Doctors) for after 2022 when we have been completely transferred to the 5th Dimension. And: " When the two complementary souls Henk Mulder and Lisa Lux were reunited in this life, it became clear that this reunion was to complete a big task. Henk is Clairvoyant on a high level and when in Trance speaks with Mother/Father God, Jesus, Mary Magdalene and Master Mikao Usui. ..." Etc. etc. So, a website with a noble cause.

Not a very ugly site, though I certainly wouldn't call it beautiful. The stones in the background are awful, but I wasn't sure I should include the site here. What sealed the deal for me was the page with the header with the cuddly babies. So, a modest score of 2.5 points for me.  I personally can't stand this kind of website. You could find it just funny, but the truth is that people who visit this kind of site are simple and that people who create this kind of site are obnoxious. For example: " Due to Lisa’s high energy she is the only one who can perform Essenian Herb Healings that concern psychiatric disorders such as Schizofrenia and Paranoia. Also suitable for other diseases for which conventional medicine offers no outcome. Minimum costs are €75,-, maximum costs are €115,-. Usually multiple healings are necessary." An ugly site on multiple levels.

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barren people
coincidence
healings
intro
message

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